智慧出，有詐偽。
法令滋張，盜賊多有。
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美聯社報導，美國喬治亞州亞特蘭大市議員馬汀，要提案修改法律禁止穿寬鬆褲子露出內褲或丁字褲。該修正案也要禁止女性在公共場合外穿運動胸罩或露出胸罩帶子。新聞見﹕http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ATLANTA_SAGGING_PANTS?SITE=ORBEN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
這提案當然會遭到民權團體在法庭上挑戰，能不能通過還在未定之天。但是，看到這種新聞讓我想到2005年，我在自己blog裡寫的一段意見。我本來是用英文寫的。找出來唸了一遍，還是覺得很爽。乾脆非信不雅難達地依大意翻寫成中文以饗大家。本來寫好的故事，暫時藏起來自珍來好了。
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蠢人訂蠢規，自有蠢蛋隨
從第一個原始人社會形成以來﹐就產生了一群愛訂立愚蠢規矩強迫其他人遵守的厭物。這些有虐待狂的傢伙，見大家生活自由自在便渾身難受，非得讓大家綁手綁腳受點苦才開心。如果這些討厭的傢伙是你我一樣的小人物，那麼誰也不會甩他們訂了什麼愚蠢規矩。可嘆的是，這種角色的個性多半非常積極，很會謀求名聲和權力。一旦有了名聲和權力，這種人的身旁就會聚集一堆馬屁精。馬屁精們為了取悅他們的厭物主子，會大力推動這些蠢規矩。因為有權，他們可以強迫一些人服從這些規矩。其他的蠢蛋們看見有人照著這些規矩辦事，便想﹕「啊。大家都這麼做耶。我們也要傚法他們，別給人說話，別給人笑我們沒見識、落伍。」
這就是為什麼我們今天被一大堆狗屎規矩綁得心靈殭固、創造力低落﹐總在框框裡思考辦事的原因。而厭物們代代相傳香煙不絕。今日的摩登厭物們依然到處強制他人照他們的意願和規矩來生活處事。
這些蠢規矩不只存在政治、宗教、或道德教條裡。你在繪畫、詩、小說、彫刻、音樂、一大堆你想得到想不到的事物範圍裡都找得到，我懶得一一舉例。厭物們和他們的追隨者最常說的話是﹕「你這樣不合某某規矩，所以你是（不是）什麼什麼。」他們據此自居正統(orthodox)﹐排斥甚至迫害不願受蠢規矩束縛的人。
天性討厭束縛的我對這些厭物只有一句話﹕「你那堆狗屎規矩，自己享用吧。沒時間甩你。」
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Fools made rules. Fools follow them.
Through out history, anal people attempted to set rules for others to live a life these foolish sadists wanted others to suffer in. If these anal people were nobodies, no one would give it a fuck. Unfortunately, a lot of anal people, by their nature, gained enough power to gather a bunch of brown noses. These brown noses would promote anal rules to please their anal masters. Some people were forced to abide by these anal rules. More fools would say to themselves: "Geez. Everybody's following the rules. They must be good rules. Let's follow them too." And here we are, living in a pile of anal rules with modern anal people trying to enforce them.
These rules are not just political, religious, or even moral. They can be found in the realm of fine arts, poetry, fiction, sculptures, music, et cetera, et cetera. You name it. Anal people say: "You are not following so and so rules. It's not real so and so." Do I really need to rebut these concrete brains?
Go dive into your huge pile of anal rules. I have no time for you anal people.